I spent $4000 on Diablo Immortal so you don’t have to.

Diablo Immortal hit our phones and I can’t get enough of it. The game is free to play and is very enjoyable to play that way or so I am told by various sources. I wouldn’t know, because I spent $4000 dollars on in game transactions days after release and I’m really glad I did.

My level 60 Wizard is so over-geared that my game sometimes fails to connect to the servers. I don’t know what in doing and I’m notteven sure what my skills are called but That is not the point of Diablo Immortal. This is a game about vanity and what better way to enjoy my vanity than through the medium of my IPhone.

Since a blew 2 months of rent and my parents won’t let me come back to live with them, I now live in a tent I’m borrowing from a friend. But that’s okay because Diablo Immortal works on my phone so I can take it anywhere!

<< I live like this so my game can look like this >>

If you are advanced enough in the game it basically pays for itself. I play it while I wait by the freeway exit to earn enough money to buy another App Store gift card. How do you get income to afford Diablo Immortal’s launch meta? Leave a comment below!

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